You Know You Are Getting Old When:

Yes, I have found a few ways to know that old age is creeping up on you. These are from my own book of ways to tell you are getting old.  I do not mind getting old or looking older, but I am a little worried that I am starting to smell older.  I now smell like Ben-Gay, foot spray and nail fungi remover.  Oh Boy!!!!
 

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BigDadGib’s list of ten “How to know you are getting old”.

1. When you injure yourself while you are sleeping. (I woke up this morning and apparently twisted my knee while I was asleep.)
2. I no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.
3. Leonard called me at 8 pm. last night and asked, “Did I wake you?”
4. There is more hair in my ears then on my head.
5. Happy hour for me is a nap.
6. Half the numbers in my phone are for Doctors and pharmacies.
7. Getting lucky for me is finding my truck in the parking lot.
8. A young lady knocked on my door looking for another driver.  She said, “I’m sorry.  I have the wrong truck”.  I said, “You have the right truck, you are just 30 years too late.”
9. My clothes do not match and I really don’t care.
10. For breakfast, I hear ‘snap, crackle and pop’ and I’m just eating eggs.